Fun Websites
http://www.exhibits.pacsci.org/nutrition/default.html
http://www.cyberdiet.com/modules/sk/smartkids.html
Jokes
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
How does the gingerbread man make his bed?
With cookie sheets.
What do you call a young turkey?
A goblet.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
He felt crummy.
How do you make a strawberry shake?
Take it to a scary movie!
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
With a pumpkin patch.
What did one tomato say to the other tomato?
You run ahead and I'll catch up.
What does corn say when it's picked?
Ouch! My ears!
Why did the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing.
What do people always cry over?
Onions.
How do you make a soup rich?
Put 14 carrots in it.
What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?
It split.
Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?
Because if they didn't they would be "Bay Gulls" (bagels) !